~ 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
~ 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
~ Alzheimers center prepares for an affair to remember.
~ And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
~ Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
~ Christmas tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
~ Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
~ Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
~ For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
~ For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
~ Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be a reward!
~ Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
~ Georgia Peaches, California grown. 89cents/lb.
~ German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
~ Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
~ Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
~ Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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