Wednesday, March 28, 2012


~ Hummers Largest selection ever If its in stock, we have it!

~ Illiterate? Write today for free help.

~ Lost small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

~ Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

~ Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

~ Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once.

~ Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.

~ Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

~ Open house: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and doughnuts.

~ Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

~ Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

~ Snowblower for sale. Only used on snowy days.

~ Stock up and save. Limit one.

~ Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

~ Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.

~ Wanted Hair-cutter: Excellent growth potential.

~ Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

~ We build bodies that last a lifetime.

~ We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.


Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!


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