A couple's lawn mower was broken, and the wife kept hinting to her husband that he should get it repaired. But the message never sunk in. She finally thought of a way to make her point.
One day the husband arrived home to find her seated in the grass busily snipping away with a pair of scissors. He watched silently for a short time, and then went into the house.
He returned a few moments later, handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say he should be able to walk again, but always have the limp.
[forwarded by Larry Pittman]
My wife turned the dishwasher into a snow shoveling device...she handed me a shovel.
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