A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running to church as fast as she could, trying not to be late for her Sunday School class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.
As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! But please don't shove me either!"
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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