Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out okay with me and my brother.
Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really!!!
Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
[forwarded by Adon Brownell]
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.
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