A wife asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me? Buy one carton of milk. And, if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy SIX cartons of milk?"
He replied, "Because they DID have avocados!”
[forwarded by Ted Bouchette]
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